Anonymous asked: DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YET
Yes. Yes I do.
Pensacola.
Oneironaut.
English Major.
I am not worth following.
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Anonymous asked: DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YET
Yes. Yes I do.
i’m skyping with matt and he’s talking about pouring a bucket of saliva on me
i think in matt language that means he likes me
“You keep going back from being extremely adorable to being super rude, but you’re just so adorable that I forget about the rude part, and I feel like that should throw up a red flag, but you’re too adorable that I forget.”
Me paraphrasing horribly.
(Source: iamasilentriot)
Meet my eye.
How nice—to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Anonymous asked: do you have a girlfriend yet?
Almost
This is why I can’t have friends.
My balls hurt like balls right now.
I swear to God.
I feel like dying.
I hope this is all over before I get married one day. I’d feel horrible if my wife is totally in the mood, and I say, “Not tonight. I feel like an elephant is using my ballsack as a platform for his pogo jumping world record attempt.”
I literally have no sex drive whatsoever. I’m not sure if I should be extremely concerned or not.
Pardon my vulgarity.
Hello potential fake girlfriends.
This is my punishment for falling asleep on Google plus.
I can’t even begin to describe how much I love my friends <3
But I’m deathly scared that they’ll actually do this in person at Vidcon.
