One year ago, I was under so much stress and anxiety that I created something called Chill Time which I obeyed religiously. Once 9:00pm hit, I immediately had to stop worrying because there’s no way I can do anything about my problems after 9:00pm. Today, I am free of all anxiety and stress. I feel better now than I have in years. I never would have thought this small, daily reminder would have such an impact on my view on life.
So what I’m trying to say is that if you have a lot of stress and anxiety, try making your own Chill Time and stick with it. It’ll seriously change your life.
heykatie asked: hey! i did super shitty this semester too! (i'm not kidding...)
I’ll tutor you at random subjects. And If you ever have a paper on Benjamin Franklin, I AM YOUR MAN.
Anonymous asked: Did you really fail every class?
Nah, man. I edited the webpage. You could totally fool your parents into thinking you got all A’s.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
And “do do”
if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired
You Was Here - “You was” used to be correct. Let’s bring it back.
Hello, I attempt to make interesting videos about grammar so I can use the YouTube channel as part of a resume when I apply to teach at schools in the near future. It would be so cool if you could watch the video and like or reblog it if you enjoy what I do.
http://youtube.com/grammaritarian
So happy
I feel gross
How does God deal with grammar errors?
“Dear God, I pray dat ain’t none sickness come on me, amen.”
“Uhh, okay.. If that’s what you really want…”
I’m leading worship at this random church on Sunday and the pastor and everyone probably think i’ll play hip and cool songs but really I’m going to do old hymns and I’m going to be the only one who thinks it’s hilarious but oh god it’s going to be so worth it.
Tobey Maguire’s performance in the new Spider-Man movie was disappointing. He didn’t even use his super powers ?????
